Barbie Fans Prints

When Barbie divorce me, she took everything.."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Tired Barbie

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

Finesse fishing

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Family Portrait

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Secular Cloisters

Bunny Trick

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Hibernation Clock.

The holidays start earlier every year

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

"I got the part!"

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

The Silence of the Lab.

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

'Yours is a very rare case.'

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'