Barbie Devotee Mugs

Secular Cloisters

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tired Barbie

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

Big Apple Bears

Bunny Trick

A Moosetache.

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

The holidays start earlier every year

"I don't have any treats.But how's this for a trick ?"

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Make me look like this."

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

The wonderful way Mother Nature signals animals when danger is near.

Pete's Salad Bar.

"Too barbie?"

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?