Barbie Enthusiasts Mugs

"Too barbie?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Tired Barbie

Surprise in the salad bowl

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

Bear at a vending machine

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Barbie Oscars

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

Books 'n' Carrots

Springtime rabbits.

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."