Barbie Enthusiasts Mugs

"Too barbie?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Tired Barbie

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Bear at a vending machine

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Barbie Oscars

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Books 'n' Carrots

"This must be Easter Island!"

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"