Bette Davis Devotee Gifts

"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Silly wig.

Astral Projection

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Bonk!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Scot holding a heart.

"Okay, who's purring?"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"So what's your success rate?"

Man dressed as a robot.