Betrayer Of Gravity's Call Gifts

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

High Jump

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Religion and technology.

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'It's for you.'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Asking for trouble hotline...How may I direct your conscience?'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

Ski Jump Flight Plan

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

'I don't know how you did it...but get yourselves back down here now!'

'Don't think I'm talking shop, but is there anything on the other side?'

Super high bounce trampoline park

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"Climate change is bad enough. Now gravity?"

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

A beaver chews through a tree which remains hanging in the air.

Anti-gravity protest .

"Still no invitation to the Royal wedding! It wad the same when I asked to be godmother!"

Emergency Route Down.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Blight at the end of the tunnel

Echo Valley - £10.00 per 10 minutes.

'Up in the air I go flying again'