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'He's been very lucky - itstarted off as a suicide note!'

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

German Expressionist Breakfast

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Myths and legends...

Moby Dick

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Shakespeare Street

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Shakespeare's Brain

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Richard the Turd