Bestseller Buffs Gifts

'He's been very lucky - itstarted off as a suicide note!'

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Myths and legends...

Moby Dick

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Shakespeare Street

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

Shakespeare's Brain

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"