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The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Cat box"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The practical psychopath

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Sumo Love.

Customer Convention

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Heaven

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."