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The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Cat box"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Sumo Love.

Customer Convention

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Heaven

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.