Best In Show Enthusiast Gifts

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Before the Internet

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

How I met your mother

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Barbie Oscars

Oscars acceptance speech.

Jerry's dancing dogs

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Black Hole Exhibit

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

"I think I just won Best Director!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Ricky Gervais.

TV repeats.

Universal Movie Awards. We've seen celebrities from the biggest starts to the brilliant meteorites arriving here at the Universal Movie Awards. There's a moon who is up for a supporting role award, and the Perseid meteor shower, which is nominated for special effects. And there's Mars, blending right into the red carpet. They all better hurry inside and take their seats. The show is about to start with the Best Picture Award. They're starting with the Best Picture Award? Of course! Out h

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

'...And the award for the most 'talk to the hands' in one show goes to...'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Patrick McGoohan

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"They're so realistic."