Best Friend With A Quirky Pet Pillows

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Humans are strange."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Chasebook

Roget's Pet

Separation

Labrador Non-retriever

"Cat park"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Dog Day Afternoon