Bento Box Fan Pillows

Woman opens sushi box.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Hamlet

Baby rocks!

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"I'm a monster."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

EU

Wine of the Day Club

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

"Date night again already?"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"I Win!!!"

"Wake up."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"The applications are limitless."