Benefit Explorer Gifts

'You can get a copy of our retirement and health plans at any social security office.'

'You look nervous, kid.. this your first time?'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Carrot VS Stick

Business Sisyphus

Midlife: You Are Here.

Odd Spas

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

"The filthy rich"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

Antiques dealer and customer

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"What else can I claim on my expense account?"

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

"This is a bend and breakfast. You sleep on a cafeteria table."

Employee Benefits

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'With 13 holidays per year, 2 weeks sick leave, 2 coffee break each day, 4 weeks vacation a year, 80% of ife and health insurance, profit sharing, including various discounts and you still want a salary?'

Will work for health insurance.

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

Wine Prices

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."