Benedict Cumberbatch Devotee Pillows

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Astral Projection

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

David Niven caricature

I'm Spartacus.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Morgan Freeman

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Just shut the hell up and say action!

"And now the award for..."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Downtrodden Abbey

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

Fight Club.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Muddy Waters

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

Archaeology department