Benedict Cumberbatch Devotee Mugs

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

David Niven caricature

I'm Spartacus.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Just shut the hell up and say action!

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"And now the award for..."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Downtrodden Abbey

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

Fight Club.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

Archaeology department

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?