Belt Stretcher Gifts

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

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An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Yoga in Heaven

Yoga

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Easter egg yoga

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"How's your exercise class going?"

Exercise for the end of the day...

Green Belt

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I got an extension.'

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

"You fool! Don't you know it's the day after tax day?"