Belt Stretcher Gifts

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

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An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

Yoga in Heaven

Yoga

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Green Belt

"How's your exercise class going?"

Easter egg yoga

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

"I got an extension.'

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

"You fool! Don't you know it's the day after tax day?"

"Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for."