Belly Laughter Enthusiast Pillows

Boy, look at the belly on that one.Did you ever see a belly like that?

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Trappist talk show.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Covid-19 Caution

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Open mike night"

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

'You are here' T-shirt,

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"It's just the milk talking."

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Fish Pedicure

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'

Parroting

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"