Belly Laughter Enthusiast T-Shirts

Boy, look at the belly on that one.Did you ever see a belly like that?

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Trappist talk show.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Covid-19 Caution

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

"Open mike night"

'You are here' T-shirt,

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"It's just the milk talking."

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Ross Noble

Fish Pedicure

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'

Parroting