Belly Laughter Aficionado T-Shirts

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

King and Jester

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Trappist talk show.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

The shape of things to come

Covid-19 Caution

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'You are here' T-shirt,

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"You're not my husband."

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

"Open mike night"

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

Frankie Boyle

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Ross Noble

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

"It's just the milk talking."

Standup Pharmacist

'Dude, check it out!'

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Fish Pedicure

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'