Belly Laughter Aficionado T-Shirts

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Trappist talk show.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Covid-19 Caution

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

The shape of things to come

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"Open mike night"

'You are here' T-shirt,

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

"You're not my husband."

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"It's just the milk talking."

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'Dude, check it out!'

Standup Pharmacist

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Fish Pedicure

Parroting

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'