Believers In The Mystical Arts Gifts

Charlotte Tan Psychic Services

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Quantum Psychic

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Nikolay Rerih

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I see people laughing at you.'

Some day my Prince will come...

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune Tellers Convention

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

How to believe in yourself.

The rotator cuff fairy.

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'He said my future stinks.'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."