Believers In The Mystical Arts Gifts

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"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Quantum Psychic

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Nikolay Rerih

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Some day my Prince will come...

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'I see people laughing at you.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune Tellers Convention

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

How to believe in yourself.

The rotator cuff fairy.

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

'He said my future stinks.'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'