Believer's Confidant Gifts

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Priest

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Time for tea and friendship.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Men's Prayer Group.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"The buck really stops with him."