Belch Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Reinventing myself.'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

Bar bouncer resumes.

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

"He killed in rehab."

Belching plant

Sawmill workers league

Warning: adopt players as role models at your own risk...

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

Meet the Bookjacket Blurb Author

'Someone should fix that,'

Man! Talk about poker faces.

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."