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Seemed like just about everyone knew she wouldn't show.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

She required plenty of personal space.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

James decided to stay in that night.

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Sick person curled up at home

'Let go of the pole!'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

Large Print Librarian.

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

'What's the pass-word?'

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"It's rose, not pink...Because Jesus rose from the dead. He didn't pink from it."

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'Pwllheli Vice.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Aare you sure this is what he meant by a quiet funeral?"

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"I'm sorry, he's on his island right now."

Sports Fan.

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'