Being Left At The Altar Prints

Seemed like just about everyone knew she wouldn't show.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

She required plenty of personal space.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

James decided to stay in that night.

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Sick person curled up at home

'Let go of the pole!'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Large Print Librarian.

'What's the pass-word?'

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Aare you sure this is what he meant by a quiet funeral?"

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

"I'm sorry, he's on his island right now."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Sports Fan.

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

Noise Abatement Society