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Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

InIn by-products.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

HornyWood

A woman bows to the crowd

Detected.

After Hours Surgery.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"I won it for being lice-free."

In/Out/Saved for Indefinite Period of Time Boxes

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

Will Smith's Oscar

Trophy Hunters

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Bucky's allegory.

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

Military officer being weighed down on one side by medals.