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'I wish somebody would say something.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Time for tea and friendship.

Moustached gentleman

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Origins of a family tradition.

Party Time!

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Same old crowd."

Frigid Cold

Visit a Place in your Past...

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

Coventry Carol

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'I hope when we're older we'll be able to communicate without even speaking words.'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Embrace Change '08. Smith. Vote for Real Change. Jones. Anybody that optimistic about change hasn't been to a high school reunion lately.

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'