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'I wish somebody would say something.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Time for tea and friendship.

Moustached gentleman

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Origins of a family tradition.

Party Time!

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Same old crowd."

Frigid Cold

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Coventry Carol

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'Hunting, hunting, hunting!.. Just once couldn't you draw a nice gathering scene?!