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'Sometimes he'll come and sometimes he won't. He can tell the difference between a social call and a dinner call.'

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Overjumpers

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Agility God

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"