Beginner On Wheels Gifts

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"What's a patent?"

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bob's Driving School.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Hamster.

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

The not-so-living wall

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'That's far enough for this year.'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Caution - Student Driver.

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"