Beer Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

"The beer has a third less calories and the styrofoam peanuts have none."

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Beers

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Happy thoughts