Beer Enthusiast With A Twist T-Shirts

"The beer has a third less calories and the styrofoam peanuts have none."

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Beers

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'