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Bedtime Security Seekers Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who values bedtime security? Our collection offers humorous and heartwarming items that bring comfort and reassurance. Ideal for anyone who loves to create a cozy sleeping environment, these products blend humor with tenderness, making bedtime a little easier and a lot more fun.
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'
"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."
'Cover me... I'm going in.'
"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."
'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'
'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'
'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'
"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"
'Once upon a time...'
Parents sleeping with a new baby.
Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.
'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'
A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep
"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."
'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'
"Yes, well not all Kings are Kingsize!"
"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."
"Trust me — we’re better off in here."
'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'
'I'm really tired, daddy. Can we discuss irony tomorrow night?'
Exercise for the end of the day...
"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."
"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"
Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'
'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'
"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."
'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'
' I need another good night kiss cause the first one didn't stick.'
"Goodnight, dear. Goodnight, Scooter. Goodnight, erection."
I can't sleep, tell me about your day.
"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.
Bedtime Security Seekers Gifts Collection
Bedtime Security Seekers Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for bedtime security seekers, offering humorous and comforting designs to start or end the day on a positive note.
Bedtime Security Seekers Pillows
Snuggle up with our pillows collection, crafted to provide additional comfort and a sense of safety for bedtime security enthusiasts.
Bedtime Security Seekers Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that evoke feelings of safety and reassurance, ideal for creating a calming sleeping environment.
Bedtime Security Seekers T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for bedtime security lovers—fun, cozy, and perfect for relaxed evenings or mornings.