Bedtime Routine Wrangler Gifts

Looking for a gift for the bedtime routine wrangler? Find witty mugs, comfy pillows, and playful t-shirts that honor their heroic nightly efforts. Perfect for parents, caregivers, or anyone who keeps the bedtime chaos under control with a smile.

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"Remember that third class of water I begged for? Well, now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Remember that third class of water I begged for? Well, now I have to go to the bathroom!" mockup

"Remember that third class of water I begged for? Well, now I have to go to the bathroom!"

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"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law." mockup

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

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"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed." mockup

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

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"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil." mockup

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

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"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?" mockup

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

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'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.' mockup

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

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"I'll get up in negative five minutes." mockup

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

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"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author." mockup

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

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"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed." mockup

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

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'And you're telling me this, why?' mockup

'And you're telling me this, why?'

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',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep' mockup

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

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"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!" mockup

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

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"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial." mockup

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

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"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing." mockup

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

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"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?" mockup

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

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'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.' mockup

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

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"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?" mockup

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

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'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.' mockup

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

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"The prince, …. what's his back story?" mockup

"The prince, …. what's his back story?"

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"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed." mockup

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

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'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

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"Sweet dreams my little tax break." mockup

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

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"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime." mockup

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

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"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..." mockup

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

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"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed." mockup

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

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''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.'' mockup

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

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"Read it again, Daddy!"

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'She let the bedbugs bite.'

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"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room." mockup

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

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'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

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'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!' mockup

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

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"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

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