Bedroom Fun Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought videoing ourselves in bed would be more fun than this."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

Wine Lovers

Sleeping masks

"Dang it."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

101 Positions/101 Excuses

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"It was meant as a compliment. In my eyes, you're a real pig."

Sex Games of the Married

'Mine!'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

"Many, many news cycles ago..."

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton

'How come we never have porridge?'