Bedroom Banker Gifts

Falling Stock.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Executive MFA

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

At The Clown Bank.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

A couple look at a graph on their bed