Bed Shopping Aficionado Pillows

'This is great, we'll take it.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Dang it."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

The domino effect.

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

'Mine!'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Guest Houses.

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

The Princess and the Pea

"Why can't duvets be square?"

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."