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Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Great tights!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Frost advisory tonight.

Superman's laundry

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"You're stealing the blanket."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

How it started: How it's going

'We'll take it!'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

The real reason for the pyramids.

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'