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When laundry ruled the waves.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Santa's wash day.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Great tights!"

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'We'll take it!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

How it started: How it's going

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

The real reason for the pyramids.

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'