Beauty With A Conscience Pillows

Animal exploitation - cosmetics manufactured using animal byproducts.

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Environmental Conscience

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Animal cosmetic testing

GM Scarecrow

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

African Python bag.

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

'Look designer pollution.'

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

'My mother thinks I'm beautiful. I'd like a second opinion.'

"What?"

Chicken's in prison and about to be cooked

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

'You had scrambled eggs for breakfast! I can smell it all over you!'

Cosmetics not tesed on animals