Beauty Tips Pillows

"I saw a study on the long-term effects of wearing makeup. It wasn't pretty."

Noticing a sleazeball coming her way, Tammy starts putting on her fake warts.

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Fittd shēt

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Curling your hair for no reason

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Mom's Spa'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

First love.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Woman applying makeup