Beauty Routines Pillows

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

A couple lie in bed

Curling your hair for no reason

"Go easy on the eyebrows. They take forever to grow back."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

'Let me know if it works - I'll try some on the roses!'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Vanity artist

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Spa

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

Kids' energy levels

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Please don't go!"

Red in tooth and claw.

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

My Day - elevator magazine

Family Curling Habits

"I saw a study on the long-term effects of wearing makeup. It wasn't pretty."

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."