Beauty Routine Pillows

"You think I just roll our of bed majestic?"

Quite Unanswerable.

Spa

Curling your hair for no reason

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Vanity artist

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

A couple lie in bed

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

Red in tooth and claw.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

"I saw a study on the long-term effects of wearing makeup. It wasn't pretty."

We never go out anymore.

My Day - elevator magazine

Family Curling Habits

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs