Beauty Routine Prints

"You think I just roll our of bed majestic?"

Quite Unanswerable.

Spa

Curling your hair for no reason

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Vanity artist

A couple lie in bed

"Please don't go!"

Red in tooth and claw.

Kids' energy levels

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

My Day - elevator magazine

Family Curling Habits

"I saw a study on the long-term effects of wearing makeup. It wasn't pretty."

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'