Beauty Routine Explorer Prints

Red in tooth and claw.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

PROBLEM AREAS

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Vanity artist

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

A couple lie in bed

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Dating is so expensive...

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'Holy shit!'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Virtual Super-Model.

Family Curling Habits

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

Morning Routine

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

A day in the life of a cow.

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.