Beauty Tip Explorer Prints

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

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What price beauty?

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Dating is so expensive...

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Virtual Super-Model.

'Holy shit!'

"I saw a study on the long-term effects of wearing makeup. It wasn't pretty."

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'