Beauty Regime Explorer Prints

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Dating is so expensive...

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

Virtual Super-Model.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

Family Curling Habits

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

Multitasking.

"She'll try a bit of everything please."

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

'She would be a real cutie if it wasn't for that chipped tooth.'

"Our breast implants are filled with helium so in addition to larger breasts you will also weigh less."

Indian brave buys warpaint from Avon lady.