Beauty Icon Pillows

"She's been a woman of indeterminate age for a very long time."

"Make me look like this."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Spa

Bad fake tan day.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Shampoo.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Pampered and poodled.

"Too much concealer?"

Little Princess.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'