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"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Here's our business editor to talk s**t to us for five minutes'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Animal cosmetic testing

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

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Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Virtual Super-Model.

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."