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"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Here's our business editor to talk s**t to us for five minutes'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Animal cosmetic testing

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

Martina Klein

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Stay at home

Virtual Super-Model.

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

Anna Wintour

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'