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"How did the liposuction work out?"

Self help acupuncture

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

Be Healthy

Shampoo.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Fitness guru.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

New Twenty Blades

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.