Beauty And Health Aficionado Mugs

"How did the liposuction work out?"

Self help acupuncture

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

Be Healthy

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Shampoo.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'Fitness guru.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

New Twenty Blades

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!