Beauty Addict Pillows

Thirsting for skin cream.

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet