Beautiful Plumage Appreciator Pillows

Peahen and Peacock

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Rating the Sunset

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Balding Autumn Tree.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"This is all my own hair."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

Georges Feydeau.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Francis Bacon

Dog Tattoo

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

The dragon with the 'girlie' tattoo.

'The lion's lost his pride.'