Beautiful Plumage Appreciator Gifts

Peahen and Peacock

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Rating the Sunset

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Balding Autumn Tree.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"This is all my own hair."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'I like it, but is it Art?'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

Old man mistakes tattoos for exhibit in art museum.

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

Francis Bacon

Georges Feydeau.

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right

Da Vinci calms Mona Lisa with bottle of wine.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

The dragon with the 'girlie' tattoo.

Dog Tattoo

You say the plumage has lasted longer than four hours?

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.